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Post by alsdoubles on Jul 13, 2005 23:39:24 GMT 1
That's the Croatia I know! Sorry, don't do curry - haggis any good to you? Haggis. Och aye th'noo lassie. My actual real name is Scottish. (It's a brau brech moonlicht nicht t'neet in Croatia). If I had any pipes I would be walking up and down the fort's ramparts RIGHT now rendering various themes that would bring tears to any sentient beings eyes. I could do even better with a Fender Strat...which I left in the UK for my daughter...AND SHE SOLD IT!!!! And for the valiant...my alias is for me to know only. Nice. Well I don't spee in it but, and people know this here very much. I will pick anyone up who has fallen down. We can all fall down. I have picked many up here in Croatia. Every day. Oh and let me mention. Regarding farting. I am a true English gentleman. This is something I never do. Last time I anticipated it I rented a boat and sailed out in to the Adriatic alone....to release. I didn;t record it. The engine failed on the return journey. I had to swim home with a tow-rope in my teeth through a force 8. I am negotiating with Spielberg right now for the motion picture story. Did you not read about it in the Eckythump Weekly?
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Post by ghostwriter on Jul 14, 2005 7:09:26 GMT 1
That's the Croatia I know! Sorry, don't do curry - haggis any good to you? Haggis. Och aye th'noo lassie. My actual real name is Scottish. (It's a brau brech moonlicht nicht t'neet in Croatia). If I had any pipes I would be walking up and down the fort's ramparts RIGHT now rendering various themes that would bring tears to any sentient beings eyes. I could do even better with a Fender Strat...which I left in the UK for my daughter...AND SHE SOLD IT!!!! And for the valiant...my alias is for me to know only. Nice. Well I don't spee in it but, and people know this here very much. I will pick anyone up who has fallen down. We can all fall down. I have picked many up here in Croatia. Every day. Oh and let me mention. Regarding farting. I am a true English gentleman. This is something I never do. Last time I anticipated it I rented a boat and sailed out in to the Adriatic alone....to release. I didn;t record it. The engine failed on the return journey. I had to swim home with a tow-rope in my teeth through a force 8. I am negotiating with Spielberg right now for the motion picture story. Did you not read about it in the Eckythump Weekly? Hey Als.... I have left you something in the message board area! It reminded me of you and your hot curry!!!!
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Post by alsdoubles on Jul 16, 2005 21:54:14 GMT 1
Left something in the messageboard area....why? Superstition....Don't get married in May. Don't know why but Emizzz will......
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Post by ghostwriter on Jul 16, 2005 22:57:37 GMT 1
Left something in the messageboard area....why? Superstition....Don't get married in May. Don't know why but Emizzz will...... No, it is not about getting married it is about HOT chili!
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Post by alsdoubles on Jul 20, 2005 22:34:59 GMT 1
I am running on time lapse here. This messageboard looked different last time I visited. But, Ghostbuster....Unless it's a pallet of Heinz beans I really don't wanna know. Curries I can do now. Chillis. Rubbish they are. For Mexicans. Not for me.
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Post by Ribaric on Jul 21, 2005 10:37:20 GMT 1
There I was, thinking you were all superior n'all - but you left your Strat in the custody of a girly? Nice! One for the anals (No, I didn't misspell it) of history. I think the reason you shouldn't get married in May is the same reason you shouldn't get married in Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, Jun, Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov or Dec. Any other month is OK.
Wots a "message board"? Wot's it for? How do I know one if I fell over it? Remember! There's no such thing as a stupid question.
BTW - Now got a Mex Strat. Don't laugh.
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Post by alsdoubles on Jul 26, 2005 22:53:08 GMT 1
There I was, thinking you were all superior n'all - but you left your Strat in the custody of a girly? Nice! One for the anals (No, I didn't misspell it) of history. I think the reason you shouldn't get married in May is the same reason you shouldn't get married in Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, Jun, Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov or Dec. Any other month is OK. Wots a "message board"? Wot's it for? How do I know one if I fell over it? Remember! There's no such thing as a stupid question. BTW - Now got a Mex Strat. Don't laugh. No. no, no, thicko...I left my Strat with my DAUGHTER. Watch your mouth!
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Post by Ribaric on Jul 27, 2005 11:47:50 GMT 1
Same result! At least you have an excuse.
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Post by iluvcro on Mar 29, 2006 20:30:24 GMT 1
More Croatian superstitions:
If you sit at the corner of the table, no one will marry you When you have the hiccups, some one is talking about you If your nose itches, you will be angry If your right hand itches, you will be meeting some one If your left hand itches, you will be getting money If you play with matches, you wet the bed If you look at your watch and one hand is over the other - someone is thinking about you Females must sit down to smoke, if you smoke while walking it means you are promiscuous
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Post by actgreat on Aug 1, 2006 15:39:32 GMT 1
the last one is not superstition. it is just the narrowmindedness.
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