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Post by Donald on Jun 28, 2004 10:34:01 GMT 1
Does anyone know if it's possible to hire a motorbike (not a scooter) in Dubrovnik?
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Post by Tom1 on Jun 30, 2004 11:00:53 GMT 1
Email Dubrovnik Tourist Board:
info@tzdubrovnik.hr
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Post by Nigel on Jun 30, 2004 17:10:10 GMT 1
Motorbikes are the transport of the Devil
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Post by ChrisC on Jul 1, 2004 17:06:40 GMT 1
Motorbikes are the transport of the Devil Do you have a number for him and do you know if he does discounts for more than a week's rental? Thanks.  |
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Post by Donald on Jul 2, 2004 10:59:39 GMT 1
That reminds me of a joke:
Milosevic is having a spot of trouble with democratic dissidents and is advised to get in touch with Tito for hints on how to deal with them. So he calls heaven and asks the operator (St Paul) to speak to him. After a short wait, he is told that Tito is not listed in heaven's directory; he could perhaps try hell. This he does and sure enough, they find Tito and a long conversation ensues.
A month late he's looking at his telephone bill, and sees a high charge for the short call to heaven, and a far lesser one for the long call to hell.
He queries the phone company about this, who explain that it's perfectly normal: heaven is a long-distance call, whereas hell is charged at the local rate.
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Post by Graham - Bosmere on Jul 2, 2004 11:10:36 GMT 1
One of the agencies at Gruz harbour in Dubrovnik used to rent out 'trials' bikes as well as scooters etc. I think it was OK or Gulliver but I cant remember which (old age  ) |
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Post by Nigel on Jul 2, 2004 18:48:29 GMT 1
Jokes is it? Try this
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through
the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it
Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, North
America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America
is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over
there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent
of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one
will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered
in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a small land mass
and said "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Britain, the most glorious place on Earth.
There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams, and hills. The people from
Britain are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going
to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable,
hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world
as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Archangel Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What
about the balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the clowns I'm putting next to them
in France."
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Post by Tom1 on Jul 4, 2004 10:34:42 GMT 1
Brilliant jokes: can we have more, PLEASE?
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