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Post by pipastro on Nov 12, 2005 23:23:48 GMT 1
I think that Croatia needs a new autocrat.
I propose myself as King Pippo 1.
I promise that I will rid the country of corruption, shoot all the govt officials and spawn an aire.
I am already a 5 star General so it can be done through a bloodless coup de etat!
There are positions open in my psuedo cabinet so please foward your vision for a new croatia and what position you would like!
Hail Pippo Hail Pippo!
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Post by pipastro on Nov 12, 2005 23:28:50 GMT 1
I forgot some inportant details:
* All peasants will be worked hard to produce organic foods.
* I will re-enact all feudal laws.
* Be-hedding will be delt out to all those who are corrupt
* A new national Anthem
* BBQs for everyone in Ban Jelacic Zq (To be renamed Sq Hail Pippo The Greatest King!) once a week
* Nationalisation of all alcohol industries: Free alcohol after a hard days work.
* Public work program for all those that are too lazy to build motorways and buildings to house the poor
* All women to wear G-strings
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Post by ROG on Nov 12, 2005 23:33:29 GMT 1
hmmm .... I can see only 3 stars, my King.
"Burger King" for me ?
Deal ?
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Post by davidzg on Nov 13, 2005 2:24:40 GMT 1
hmmm .... I can see only 3 stars, my King. "Burger King" for me ? Deal ? Lol at old guest badge, you bastard ;D |
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Post by ROG on Nov 13, 2005 4:04:33 GMT 1
Like it ? ;D
P.S.
Okay, now after you helped me to put badge on. Please, explain me what am I supposed to do (money is not an issue) to be infront of TV on January 2nd, watching PREMIER league ?
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Post by davidzg on Nov 13, 2005 4:26:07 GMT 1
Like it ? ;D P.S. Okay, now after you helped me to put badge on. Please, explain me what am I supposed to do (money is not an issue) to be infront of TV on January 2nd, watching PREMIER league ? Come to my house and watch, send me a message, you're more than welcome. |
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Post by ROG on Nov 13, 2005 5:12:18 GMT 1
I appreciate your call ....
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Post by glen on Nov 13, 2005 9:08:18 GMT 1
I forgot some inportant details: * All women to wear G-strings aren't they uncomfortable?  |
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