Post by Sasha on Oct 2, 2008 11:34:58 GMT 1
The current crisis affected me mentally, physically and *exually. The worst is I cannot even afford to see my psychiatrist any more.
The only help I have is my old JOKE book which I re-read many times and chuckle.
Here is one joke I really like:
Three CRO sons living in Germany for a long time decided to treat their loving mother for her 80th birthday.
Joso buys a her house, Stipe gets her a full time carer Nina, so the mother is not lonely and Ivo buys her a parrot at great expense, who can recite the whole bible, as the mother is very religious.
After a while they ask their mother how she likes their presents?
She replies: "Not over the moon, I do not need a big house, just a room, my Carer Nina is stupid, but the present Ivo gave me was delicious, the best chicken I ever had!"
The only help I have is my old JOKE book which I re-read many times and chuckle.
Here is one joke I really like:
Three CRO sons living in Germany for a long time decided to treat their loving mother for her 80th birthday.
Joso buys a her house, Stipe gets her a full time carer Nina, so the mother is not lonely and Ivo buys her a parrot at great expense, who can recite the whole bible, as the mother is very religious.
After a while they ask their mother how she likes their presents?
She replies: "Not over the moon, I do not need a big house, just a room, my Carer Nina is stupid, but the present Ivo gave me was delicious, the best chicken I ever had!"